Welcome to LOTB
Yes, that's right, it's the highly awaited new novel from artists extraordinaire, Harriet and Katie. Sadly Sophie could not join us in the creation of this new novel, so instead we have enlisted the assistance of upcoming novelists Kat and Spring. We hope that this book meets the high expectations set by our last masterpiece, Harry Potter and the Empty Closet.
If you appreciate our work, then sign the guestbook and sing our praises.
This is obviously better than the original books, however the films are more aesthetically pleasing than our shoddy book, if you would like to draw or make us a lovely picture of a scene from the book then e-mail us with it, and we'll love you forever.
If you were offended by the comment made about this being the best LOTR novel, then please go here before taking legal action, and get over it.
I'm not really sure what else to say, except if you are a hardcore townie and easily offended, it is best to leave this site and never return. In fact, if you are a hardcore townie, it is just best to leave this planet and never return. But we can't all win in life.
We write this novel in our spare time, usually at lunchtimes. So it's not like this site is gonna be updated regularly. Because we don't have our skilled writing ability all the time, you know, and I don't have the energy to look after this website like it was my child. So if it ain't updated regularly and you don't like it, well, to you I say only one thing-
Fuck off.
The basic plot to LOTB: Saruman is trying to towniefy the whole world. Dashing Faramir and handsome Aragorn are the only ones immune to the dastardly trick. Can the two heroes save the world from Saruman and the So Hobbit Crew?
(we won't give away the ending just yet)
Anyway, read the story, and tell it to all your friends.
Heh.
Love Katie, Harriet, Spring and Kat xxx
(Happy readings!)
Last updated on 20th March at 21:17
